Max's Vitals
Name: Maximus Ultricus Awesomus
Race: Vampire
Shortdesc: Some big guy who wants to eat you.
Position: Top please.
Themesong: Protest the Hero: Blindfolds Aside
Whoever the dude who played Sabertooth in the first movie was, I totally ripped him off. as Maximus Ultricus Awesomus

Max was once a cool hip dude. Then he got bit and shit. Now all he wants to do is be sneaky, growl at people, and eat little girls. Slurp!

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